Rose Tea Cottage

Where tea is served at half past four

Winston Churchill's Humor

“'Mr. Churchill if you were my husband, I'd poison your tea!'

"Ma'am, and if you were my wife, I would drink it!”

Elizabeth Braddock: Sir, this is a disgrace, you are drunk!! Winston Churchill: And you madam, are ugly. As for my condition, it will pass by morning and I shall once more be sober, you, however, will still be ugly.

After seeing Churchill leave the bathroom without washing his hands, a young man says to him “ At Eton they taught us to wash our hands after using the toilet” To which Churchill replied “ At Harrow they taught us not to piss on our hands”

Churchill: Madam, would you sleep with me for five million pounds?
Socialite: My goodness, Mr. Churchill... Well, I suppose... we would have to discuss terms, of course...
Churchill: Would you sleep with me for five pounds?
Socialite: Mr. Churchill, what kind of woman do you think I am?!
Churchill: Madam, we've already established that. Now we are haggling about the price


Eileen said...

Love it!
Love them all really!

Moorea said...

I just discovered your blog- and I LOVE it! I am starting from the beginning and I love the W. Churchill quotes, I can see we'll be great bloggie friends!

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